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Monday, March 31, 2008
-Codemonkey by Jonathan Coulton
Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager oughta write goddamn login page himself Code Monkey not say it out loud Code Monkey not crazy just proud Code Monkey like Fritos Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew Code Monkey very simple man with big warm fuzzy secret heart Code Monkey like you Code Monkey like you Code Monkey hang around at front desk tell you sweater look nice Code Monkey offer buy you soda bring you cup bring you ice you say no thank you for the soda âcause soda make you fat anyway you busy with the telephone no time for chat Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work Code Monkey not thinking so straight Code Monkey not feeling so great Code Monkey like Fritos Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew Code Monkey very simple man with big warm fuzzy secret heart Code Monkey like you Code Monkey like you a lot Code Monkey have every reason to get out this place Code Monkey just keep on working to see your soft pretty face Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake Take bath, take nap This job fulfilling in creative way such a load of crap Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you Code Monkey just waiting for now Code Monkey say someday, somehow Code Monkey like Fritos Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew Code Monkey very simple man with big warm fuzzy secret heart Code Monkey like you Code Monkey like you |
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Top 12 Random Website Bordom List
Ever have one of those moments when you sitting in front of your browser, wondering what to do next. Here's a list of 12 random page viewers you can bookmark or add to you home page. Get a different [interesting?] page every time.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Rock Chalk Talk :: JN: Big 12 Blogger Awards
Friday, March 28, 2008
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix game has Wii wand controls - videogamesblogger.com:
Thursday, March 27, 2008
How to live forever
New research suggests that it maybe possible to take certain combinations of drugs to prolong your life. Tests with rats seem to show significantly higher lifespans using a special drug cocktail, could it work on humans?
It was discovered that although the rats lived longer and were much less prone to diseases. They did still die of inexplicable deaths, so perhaps death is not just a disease that can be cured.
In my humble opionion these drugs must be available to some actors because some of them to age to me.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
MyNewBiz: FoxIt Reader to the Rescue
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
The Truth About Life Insurance
My first experience with insurance was shortly after I got my license for the first time. At the time both my cousin and I got insurance quotes and I was shocked to learn that her coverage would be about $60 for 6 months, while my coverage was $360 for the same period. I learned the only real difference was that she was female, while I was not. This seemed very discriminatory to me. Why should I pay more for an attribute of myself that I could not control?
So I was not surprised when later I was denied term life insurance all together due to my insulin dependent diabetes.
Today, the irony is that I probably have more types of insurance then the average person. I was able to find term insurance and keep it for a little while, though it took a lot of tests, and I was eventually paying 300% more then the average person for it.
I also learned an important loop hole. When I got married, I had 30 days where I could have my name added to my wife's health insurance policy - no questions asked !. So this is how my insurance is setup today. If you are in a similar prediciment, you might want to give this a try..just find someone and get married it's that easy :-)
Similar to gambling, insurance companies make a bet when they offer a policy. They are betting you will pay more into the policy then the odds that you will come down with some disease that ends up costing more money. The game is fixed, if they don't think they can win the bet, they don't play the game
...Of course, I might do the same thing in their shoes
Monday, March 24, 2008
Star Wars Asciimation With Sound
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Fill-in-the-blank Apology Form
Found these funny forms and wanted to share them (and remind myself incase I ever want to send one). Bureaucracy to the max. Send an official apology from the Bureau of Communication. Lots of other funny forms here as well that you can email to your friends.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Eccentricity with Dr Mark - Blogsoma
I often find myself confronted with others beliefs in how they expect others to re-act or behave to a situation. This can often be problematic and can cause us to limit or thinking. A solution to a problem may not be talked about simply because we believe we somehow know what others will say. The truth is we only deal/relate to our perception of individuals and the the true individuals themselves. If we really look deep into it we will find people don't really fit into all the boxes we make for them. Like Dr Mark states they oscillate. The irony here is change is the only thing that remains constant. Enjoy
Friday, March 21, 2008
Mine the Web for Riches » Proxy Lists
Thursday, March 20, 2008
The Four Laws of Simplicity, and How to Apply Them to Life
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
An intro to online affiliate programs
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Fredericton - The intelligent city
Fredericton is in the top 7 cities in the world to be considered for "most intelligent city". It seems most of it has to do with our awesome and free WiFi network infrasture that is in place. I remember when I was visited at my company to donate to the WiFi network. Initially, there was no gaurenteee it would actually be connected to the internet. At the time, I didn't really see much point in a WiFi network with no internet access. Of course, it does have internet access and it works great, I wish it covered even more areas of the city.
Fredericton, has also been making large strides in protecting the environment as well. We have a green parades, and recycle contests with local communities. We are also working to be the first city to meet Kytoto targets. I get the slight feeling this sounded life an after thought, but I think it is also important to mention.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Zombies in Plain English
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Windows 98 and XP make sweet music | Beyond Binary - A blog by Ina Fried - CNET News.com
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Unhackable by The FuMP
Friday, March 14, 2008
Video of Maria Sharapova For ESPN | Maria Sharapova Fans
Thursday, March 13, 2008
CutePDF - Create PDF for free !
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Worlds Sexiest Women | news views pictures and videos about hot women
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Useful Life Tips
Monday, March 10, 2008
A320 crosswind plan crash
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Cosplay Central / Sexy Sailor Moon Cosplay
Saturday, March 08, 2008
Legends of the First Christmas Trees
Do you know the history of the Christmas tree, here is a great telling of the Christmas tree from eldrbarry.net. The f irst Christmas trees were hung upside down as a sign of the trinity, and it took several hundred years before people decided to start decorating them.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
How to Get Free Business Cards
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Top 35 Weird Facts and other strange ideas
The duality of passion
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Mr. Natural - R Crumb
This was of course, Mr. Natural..